Talk:The Porter/@comment-207.38.168.113-20161209055930/@comment-216.165.95.5-20170405042913

I had the same experience with the Porter tonight! The only difference was instead of hugging me, he place my hand on his chest, with his arms wrapped around me and moved in slowly as if to kiss me. When he was mere centimeters from my lips, he collapsed onto me, leaving a smear of red lipstick on my cheek. He replied with "sorry" and frantically removed the wig and lipstick and led me out of the small room.